I mean, imagine having to go into one of those seedy sex shops to buy your jelly naughties? Or order them out of the back of some grotty wank mag?
Before the internet, buying sex toys was dirty, seedy and gross...
Now, in the world of Ann Summers, it's chic, hip and all women who appreciate pleasure are doing it. And if they're not? They should be!
It was the world of sex toys that Hubby and I recently explored when he ordered a box of them from Sexshop365. It's a VERY cool online sex toy shop with some great goodies and brilliant, quick delivery. I strongly recommend checking them out.
Now Hubby is as keen as hell on this whole slave/master relationship and he needs the toys to play the role properly. Hence his purchases online.
This is what he came up with...
Last, but not least, was the dangerous looking toy.
Hubby had bought me an enormous rubber strap on.
It's pretty fucking big - as big as he is when he's at his hardest. What Hubby intends me to do with seven inches of rubber dick I dread to think. I'm his slave, so I imagine he's not planning for me to use it on him. I guess he has more nerfarious schemes in mind and I imagine they involve some poor orafice I can plunder with this thing.
I'll tell you what, though. A snug little harness holding a big, hard cock is a pretty empowering thing for a girl. It's so big and hard! The cock has an enormous head and a veiny shaft and even a big pair of balls. It's all made out of latex or rubber that is soft and firm all at the same time, like overripe fruit. I can't stop squeezing it!
I have finally figured out Freud's penis envy. I just want to FUCK something with it.
And trust me, I'll post pictures when I do. But until then, check out the brilliant Sexshop365 and buy some sexy goodies of your own - and let me know about them!