Friday 8 August 2008

Going Bareback

I've had several emails since my last post - all triggered by the fact that I didn't use a condom when I fucked Laurent and I let him come inside of me.

They were basically split into two camps - first off, the ones from angry readers saying: 'I don't think your blog is real. If it was you would have used a condom when you fucked a virtual stranger.'

Secondly, there were the ones saying: 'I can't believe how irresponsible you are! Don't you know how dangerous unprotected sex can be! You're setting a terrible example!'

So before I continue with my story, I thought I better clarify.

Yes, this blog IS real. And NO, I didn't use a condom when I fucked Laurent.

There are various reasons for this. First off, I was six months pregnant at the time and since birth control has never agreed with me, it's fucking WONDERFUL to have totally free, wild and spontaneous unprotected sex whenever you want. (Also, I have to admit, I was half asleep that morning and it didn't even occur to me to ask Laurent to put a rubber on.)

Secondly, horny Hubby gets so fucking hard at the thought of another guy coming inside me that he'd have been disappointed if I made Laurent wear a condom - and I KNOW that's the lamest excuse you've ever heard (one email said: 'Doesn't your husband care about your sexual health at all?' But the fact is, it turned him on and that turned me on and did I mention I was half asleep when it happened?)

Thirdly, Laurent wasn't exactly a virtual stranger. Hubby had worked with him for weeks and while he didn't come with a certificate of non-AIDSness, I knew from Hubby that he had a single steady girlfriend and didn't fuck about. Girls get shagged senseless in nightclubs every weekend without johnnies and not all of them have their coochies shrivel up with syphilis. So at the end of the day, I'll just have to say I took a calculated risk (and since I've had every blood test known to man since baby was born, I can confidently say it was a good call.)

YES - I know, I know. It's not smart to have sex outside of your marriage without using protection. It's dumb and I was stupid and it was a spur of the moment decision that could have been a disaster.

But it wasn't. So thanks for the emails. Now stop sending them, pls!

And forthly? Maybe I AM just a bit of a whore. I made the concious decision to have sex with Laurent without a condom and at the end of the day, it's difficult to justify that

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